NEEWS!!

welcome to exclusive hot action news of death sensation!

tonight's topics:

-no one named gary has ever been pope

-in a serious attempt to calm the nerves of their teenage kids and managers, over the past few weeks dryconditions (the band) were heavily engaged in drinking and finishing their record. no name has been chosen yet as the band members do not know the sex of the little cupcake. it's either gonna be "lady hunstanton" or "bernd" (by the way, lenny kravitz has two brothers, benny kravitz and kenny kravitz)

-gandhi kept a trampoline in his office

-exclusive trailer of dryconditions' newest documentary film "pit bulls can smell fear...and pie": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjIvJgCq-AQ

-planet of the apes is loosely based on a true story

-the new dryconditions record "the chicken is the fastest animal on the planet" is rumored to be released in february of a year of your choice

-in a related story michael h., background dancer for the very popular new age band dryconditions mentioned above, was arrested in lazaro cardenas, mexico for chasing a chicken down an empty road in his honda prelude in order to gather scientific proof for his band's new record title.

-if there are no news to be reported, people will make up their own


that's it from exclusive hot action news of death sensation! see you tomorrow! and remember: if you say "have a nice day" to some one after 5pm, it refers to the next day.

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