ALBUM RELEASE!

Remember April 10th
(or another lesson in cultural history):

1651: Birth of Ehrenfried Walther von Tschirnhaus
1710: The first law regulating copyright is issued in Great Britain
1864: Maximilian of Habsburg is elected emperor of Mexico
1932: Birth of Omar Sharif
1959: Birth of Brian Setzer
1971: In an attempt to thaw relations with the United States, the People's Republic of China hosts the U.S. table tennis team for a weeklong visit
1984: Birth of Mandy Moore
2009: Dryconditions release their second full-length album "Into the Night (Back Light)"
2010: Dryconditions file for bankruptcy


P.S.: If you recognise the two people in front of this picture, please stay calm and call in the proper authorities! They are people of interest in the case the dryconditions record release party taking place this thursday march 26th at the Hafenkneipe in Zürich, Switzerland! Supporting these criminal intentions is no other than the notorious Icky Undressed.


We thank you. Seriously!

NEEWS!!

welcome to exclusive hot action news of death sensation!

tonight's topics:

-no one named gary has ever been pope

-in a serious attempt to calm the nerves of their teenage kids and managers, over the past few weeks dryconditions (the band) were heavily engaged in drinking and finishing their record. no name has been chosen yet as the band members do not know the sex of the little cupcake. it's either gonna be "lady hunstanton" or "bernd" (by the way, lenny kravitz has two brothers, benny kravitz and kenny kravitz)

-gandhi kept a trampoline in his office

-exclusive trailer of dryconditions' newest documentary film "pit bulls can smell fear...and pie": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjIvJgCq-AQ

-planet of the apes is loosely based on a true story

-the new dryconditions record "the chicken is the fastest animal on the planet" is rumored to be released in february of a year of your choice

-in a related story michael h., background dancer for the very popular new age band dryconditions mentioned above, was arrested in lazaro cardenas, mexico for chasing a chicken down an empty road in his honda prelude in order to gather scientific proof for his band's new record title.

-if there are no news to be reported, people will make up their own


that's it from exclusive hot action news of death sensation! see you tomorrow! and remember: if you say "have a nice day" to some one after 5pm, it refers to the next day.

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Short Lesson in History!

There are three crucial dates in swiss music history:

* 20.8.1977: Bambi and the Goldrush release their No.1 Album ..'I like Science Fiction..' and change the world. * 23.12.1983: Mikey was given birth. * 1.10.2008: Ramin is going to the studio to get the Master of the upcoming record of DC that is going to change your point of views the second you hear the first tune! i believe in the power of music - CHANGE, WE -...äh, COULD! - yours humbly, Ramin